PAKISTAN
Here is what everybody has done with Pakistan.
Quaid-e-Azam:
Islamic Republic of Pakistan
Ayub Khan:
Developed Republic of Pakistan
Bhutto:
Peoples Republic of Pakistan
Yahya Khan:
Whatsoever Divided by 2 Pakistan
Zia-ul-Haq:
Klash-n-kove Republic of Pakistan
Ghulam Ishaq Khan:
ISI Republic of Pakistan
Moeen Qureshi:
Taxation Republic of Pakistan
Benazir Bhutto:
Zardari Republic of Pakistan
Nawaz Sharif:
AbbaJee & Sons Republic of Pakistan
Gen. Pervez Musharraf:
Pakistan (Pvt). Ltd.
People of Pakistan:
Immigration from Pakistan
(2)
MONEY
It can buy a House
But not a Home
It can buy a Bed
But not Sleep
It can buy a Clock
But not Time
It can buy you a Book
But not Knowledge
It can buy you a Position
But not Respect
It can buy you Medicine
But not Health
It can buy you Blood
But not Life
So you see money isn’t everything.
I tell you all this because I am your Friend,
and as your Friend I want to take away your
pain and suffering…
So send me all your money and I will suffer for you.
A truer Friend than me you will never find.
CASH ONLY PLEASE.
BRUCE LEE
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What was Bruce Lee’s favorite vegetable?
A) Mu Lee -
What did Bruce Lee like to have for lunch ?
A) Tha Lee -
What happened to the theatre once a Bruce Lee
movie was over ?
A) Kha Lee -
What was Bruce Lee’s sister-in-law’s name?
A) Saa Lee -
Bruce Lee’s favorite breakfast
A) Id Lee -
Bruce Lee’s favorite festival
A) Diwa Lee -
Bruce Lee’s favorite Actress
A) Sona lee -
Bruce Lee’s favorite Music
A) Qawa lee -
What was Bruce Lee’s most interesting job?
A) Coo Lee
10)When did Bruce Lee die?
A) Final Lee
11)How did Bruce Lee die?
A) With a Go Lee
12)What was Bruce Lee’s favourite hillstation?
A) Kulu Mana Lee
13)When Bruce Lee teased girls, what did they call
him?
A) Mawwa Lee
“P.S.” This message is originally sent by the
Bangladeshi boy " BANGA LEE "
