Remember that one Japanese show that was like such a huge hit a couple years ago? With the stupid collecting cards and all these imaginary animals with imaginary powers. Yea, well now we’re going to make a GS parody of that, except it’ll be with GS Members..you get to choose which Pokemon you’ve collected, and their special powers.
I’ll start off with a few:
EvilMasterMind (EMM): Her psychotic flooding has the ability to drown numerous people at once. (except herself, ofcourse…because she always carries a snorkal ) Weakness: Moderators.
The BIZZinator (Bizz): With a simple push of a button on his geeky glasses, he has the ability to turn completely invisible in a fraction of a second. Weakness: Phatima1’s jokes
Agent 007 (James_Bhaand): Be weary of every time he “vaats” his “muchaaN”…there is actually a secret lever located within his mustache hairs, which triggers a bullet that comes rocketing out of his nosey . It’s viscious. Weakness: Sometimes the boogies in his nose clog up the bullets
Da’ SHIKsta’ (Shikra): Soaring through the sky like the Falcon he is, Da’ SHIKsta’ has the ability to produce waste at any given time, which he uses as an attack to drop onto his enemies as he flies around above them. Weakness: He’s balding and his feathers are always falling all over the place. He gets cold while flying because of this. (baychaara)
Doctah SOOS (Jassoos): He hunts people down with his superdooper spy skills. Then he sits on them. No survivors. Ever. _ Weakness: He likes to giggle when he’s hiding just before an attack - it gives his position away.
Maddy-O (Mad_Scientist): Carries a giant shisha strapped around him all day, just in case an enemy pops up. In such a case, he inhales his magical shisha smoke, and blows out fire (strawberry flavor! ) Weakness: Sometimes he completely forgets about fighting the enemy and just goes off to a corner to fulfill his shisha pleasures.
Okay so there’s some of my GS Pokemon list. Who wants to battle me?
Doctah SOOS (Jassoos): He hunts people down with his superdooper spy skills. Then he sits on them. No survivors. Ever. _ Weakness: He likes to giggle when he’s hiding just before an attack - it gives his position away.
Aequechu has a gun filled with prosaic shells. For every hardcore reply, Aequechu will fire his rhythmical bullets towards the opponent leaving them stupefied. The opponent (most likely in Aequechu’s case will be an ABCD poster, and no way in heaven will be able to comprehend with his multifarious urdu terminology) thus he/she will accept his defeat.
Aequechu has a gun filled with prosaic shells. For every hardcore reply, Aequechu will fire his rhythmical bullets towards the opponent leaving them stupefied. The opponent (most likely in Aequechu’s case will be an ABCD poster, and no way in heaven will be able to comprehend with his multifarious urdu terminology) thus he/she will accept his defeat.
Cont'd.
Dude, you killed it.
Listen, there's this wonderful forum just down the street it's called "General". You'd love it there. :p