Situation: So war b/w India and Pakistan is going on, and it was one war front towards Punjab Side.
Pakistanis decided that because most of the soldiers on Indian side are SARDAARS, they will call common name “Ram Singh” loud and Indian soldier will stand up and they will shoot to kill.
So at night
Pakistani Soldier (from his bunker): Oyee Ram Singh?
Indian Soldier (stands up in his bunker and raises his hand): … ahooo jee?
Pakistani Soldier …fires: dhussss…and kills
this keeps on going till they killed around 15/20 “Ram Singhs” died.
So Indians called a meeting and decided that there are lot of “Allah Dittas” in Pakistani army so they will apply the same technique there.
So at night
Indian Soldier: Oyee Allah Ditta Oyee?
Pakistani Soldier (still hiding in bunker): Allah Ditta tu vacation per hai, aap kaun? Ram Singh?
Indian Soldier stands up in his bunker and raises hand: “ahooo jee?”
Pakistani Soldier …fires dhussss…and kills
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