Pakistan Cricket Team

I was in my car during a traffic jam, and I saw a man walking between the cars, asking something from everyone in the cars as he passed. The man walks up to my car and knocks on the windshield. I opened the window and he asks:

“Hey, Did you hear the news? The Pakistani Cricket team is being held hostage, and they are asking Rs 100 crore for their release. If they don’t pay it, they threatened to put petrol on the players, and light them!”.

“Oh God!” I said, “This is just unbelievable”.
“That’s why I’m walking from car to car, to collect”, said the man. While I was getting my wallet out of my pocket I asked the man how much most people usually give, and the man said: “Well, about 5 litres!”

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tsk tsk tsk

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Ha ha ha!

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yar aaj kal to aisi baatein na karo please :~)

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If they don't win the WC, this is what'll happen...

^–partner..dil to pehla match haarne ke baad bhi aisa he kar raha hai :halo:

Ak chance aur day datain hai.... agar phir asa howa tu ya he karain gay...

Refreshed by popular demand! :devil:

…only that this time around…it’s 10 litres! :stuck_out_tongue:

:nook: :rolleyes:

LOL

meri gaari ki full bhari hui tainki :smokin2:

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LOLz

good one…

Here I’ll donate 100 litres and a flame thrower

and some
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so everyone can celebrate in style!