Baqol Faiz Ahmed Faiz …Dil bohot kuch jala ke dekh liya ..me Jeerablade is done w/ this painful discussion about Pakistan cricket team failure…Whatever people say think or express about Pakistan cricket team…my heart is still anchored w/ my team —For me Pakistan is everything!!!.. Humree tu one sided love story hai..no matter what happen…i am w/ my green and white flag..
here is jeray ka Shandaar te Jaandaar overview of Pakistani Mashkook batting!
Shahid Afridi: --Shahid Afridi is more Resilient than Ebola virus—people/coaches are tired of teaching him…remember what Yoda said about Skywalker-- I cannot teach him. The boy has no patience…I am sure most of the coach have similar words for Afridi—Shahid play like Sultan Rahee..who use to stop machine gun bullets w/ his Gandasa—Our Afridi Bhai..Cricket bat ko Gandasy(long stick use to fight) ke tarhan use kartey hai..but unlike macho hunk Sulatn rahee he fails 9 out of 10 times..Arfidi is technically as bad as Ajit Agarkar in bowling
Saeed Anwer: Saeed Bhai is just like Harley Davidson bike..(esp V-rod) ..there is nothing more stylish than Harley..when it’s running..But there is a famous saying about Harley..if u planning to buy Harley..Buy two Harley. So u can keep spare parts ready all the time..Harley ka bara Khyal rakhna parta hai-- just like Saeed Bhai..
Inzy: In batting armor..Our inzy look like Gundum fighting for federation against Zeons..he is as ruthless when he is on song..but just like huge Gundum—the mobility is always in question
Yousuf Yuhanna: Pakistan cricket team is treating YoYo just like Bazameer(Benazir) Bhutto treat Asif Zardari..can’t live w/o him..but can’t keep him..When YoYo hit six (esp straight)..lagta hai bowler ko Pyaar se Thappar/slap/Chapair lagya ho..
Yunis Khan: Pakistan team ke Mahjabeen Qazalbaash…yaar lagta hai Yunis Bhai jaldee main paida howay thay..he is always in hurry..he need to organize himself..need a guide like Javed miandad!..When Yunis Khan play lagta hai admee Batman ride(roller coaster) main betha howa hai…lots of thrill (esp when u are w/ your girlfriend)!
Razzaq: Apna Fuji Babu!!..he is like B2 stealth bomber…very highly rated/rare…but performance not as accurate lately…Razzaq performs best when Wasim Akram is around ..he is still a young Padawwan of Wasim the Yoda!
P.S: >> I have to confess in recent series Australia is treating us
The same way ..Punjabi film Heroine Anjuman treat her jeans pants