Pakistan aor India ki jung

Hangout Humor (Rated G)

Adeel25 January 17, 2009, 6:50am 1

Many Pakistani army men die in war so intelligence say “Yaar India mai ram singh bohot hotay hain.”

Pakistan takes that advantage sends its scouts (gorilla platoon) to kill as many indians as they can. The Gorillas reaches an Indian trench:

Pakistani: “Ram singh!!??”
Indian: “kya hay bay?”
Pakistani: /shoots.

This way many Indian army men die so Indian intelligence say “Pakistan mai Allah Ditta bohot hotay hain.”

Now Indian Gorillas come across the border to kill as many Pakistanies as they can. They reach to Pakistani trench:

Indian: “Allah Ditta?”
Pakistani: “Ghar pe nai hay…kon?”
Indian: “Ram Singh”
Pakistani: /shoots.

silent_eye January 17, 2009, 7:34am 2

Re: Pakistan aor India ki jung

hahaha :D

diwana January 17, 2009, 8:05am 3

:D

SHANAYLE January 17, 2009, 8:48pm 4

Re: Pakistan aor India ki jung

lolz

Feeling Nostalgic !

koolcheme January 18, 2009, 2:55am 5

:)

Raj_ind January 18, 2009, 6:57am 6

Re: Pakistan aor India ki jung

hahahahahahahaha nice joke indeed

Monk January 18, 2009, 7:00am 7

Re: Pakistan aor India ki jung

lolzzzzzzz

Shab-e-Hijar January 18, 2009, 8:49am 8

lol

Timepass - November 2012

Sheroz January 18, 2009, 11:06pm 9

Re: Pakistan aor India ki jung

Hahahahaha …nice one

Anonima January 18, 2009, 11:49pm 10

Re: Pakistan aor India ki jung

hahahahhahahah i read it once somwhere....i think end was somthing like this:

Indian: Allahditaa
Pakistani: koun bola bey?
Indian:Stood up! Ram singh.
Pakistani:Shoot!

Sheroz January 18, 2009, 11:55pm 11

Re: Pakistan aor India ki jung

^^ yh i remember reading something similar long tim ago! but this is still gr8…

Anonima January 18, 2009, 11:58pm 12

Re: Pakistan aor India ki jung

^^yeh I agree. its still funny

simplyme January 21, 2009, 7:56am 13

Re: Pakistan aor India ki jung

Not funny at all :(

Would be funny if the sides were reversed :)

dk_bagga January 21, 2009, 8:08am 14

Re: Pakistan aor India ki jung

enjoy.............

dk_bagga January 21, 2009, 10:38am 15

Re: Pakistan aor India ki jung

everything is different for every one. ladises ka nach pakistan mein isulting hai , but India mein mode of enjoyment. aur haan dance sirf ladies nahi karti gents bhi karte hai.

every one has his/her own perception that is made by the culture and society where he/she is grown .

boredom January 21, 2009, 1:52pm 16

Re: Pakistan aor India ki jung

clever clever

me tumse kitna payar kerta hun

Iggle January 21, 2009, 3:58pm 17

Re: Pakistan aor India ki jung

:)

Adeel25 January 21, 2009, 9:17pm 18

Sorry. But there are no Allah Dittas in India..

Tough call :D