As Paksitanis, we are in a dire need for a national identity. In order to be succesful in the modern world, we as a people must excel somewhere. All the modern nations have something to be proud of. The Japanese have their technology, the German’s have the Porsche, the Americans have their military, the Canadians have their beer and I could go on for ever.
Anyone can say that they are proud to be Pakistani and all, but the fact of the matter is that we as Pakistanis have absolutely nothing to be proud of. We need to excel in some field or another. The solution is simple:
PAKISTANI GIRLS NEED BIGGER BREASTS! You see, Pakistani girls are notrecognized for anything. Pakistani girls should get their breasts made bigger. Then they can be more beautiful and make Pakistan proud. Then saying “I am proud to be Pakistani,” will not be bakwas anymore. We will finally have a reason to be proud. Our heritage will be envied all over the world.