Three Pakistanis and three Indians were traveling to a hockey game.
The
three Indians each buy tickets and watch as the three Pakistanis buy
only a single ticket. How are the three people going to travel on
only one ticket?“, asks an Indian. Watch and you’ll see,” says a
Pakistani.
They all board the train. The Indians take their respective seats
but
all three Pakistanis cram into a bathroom and close the door behind
them.Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes round
collecting tickets. He knocks on the bathroom door and says,
“Ticket please!” The door opens with a crack, a single arm emerges
with
a ticket in his hand. The conductor takes it and moves on. The
Indians see this and agree it was quite a clever idea.So after the game they decide to copy the Pakistanis on the return
trip and save money. When they get to the station, they buy a single
ticket for the return trip. To their astonishment the Pakistanis
don’t buy a ticket at all. How are you going to travel without a
ticket?" asks one perplexed Indian. Watch and you’ll see," replies a
Pakistani. When they board the train the three Indians cram into a
bathroom and the three Pakistanis cram into another bathroom nearby.
Once the train leaves the station, one of the Pakistanis comes out
and walks over to the other bathroom where the Indians are hiding,
knocks on the door and says, “Ticket please!”
Hum aah bhi karte hein to ho jaate hein badnaam
Woh qatal bhi karte hein to charchaa nahi hotaa