We Pakistanis know how to behave smart. After digging to a
depth of 100m last year, Russian scientists found traces of
copper wiring dating back 1000 years, and came to the
conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone
network one thousand years ago. So as not to be outdone, in
the weeks that followed, American scientists dug 200m, and
headlines in the US newspapers read: "US scientists have
found traces of 2000 year old optical fibers, and have
concluded that their ancestors already had advanced
high-tech
digital telephone 1000 years earlier than the
Russians.One week later, the Pakistani press reported the
following: "After digging as deep as 500m, Pakistani
scientists have found absolutely nothing. They have
concluded that 5000 years ago, their ancestors were already
using mobile phones.