The phone rang in the obituary department of the local newspaper.
‘How much does it cost to have an obituary printed’? asked miser Shreef Khan.
‘It’s 50 Rupees a word, sir,’ the clerk replied politely.
‘Fine,’ said Shreef Khan after a moment. ‘Okay then, write this down: ‘Bilal - dead’.’
‘That’s all?’ asked the clerk disbelievingly.
‘That’s it.’
‘I’m sorry sir, I should have told you - there’s a five word minimum.’
‘Yes, you should’ve,’ snapped the Shreef Khan. Now let me think a minute… okay, here goes: Bilal dead bike for Sale.’
yawn
Aa gaee phir.
You find that funny? I don't agree with people posting Sardar jokes, but you're just doing the same in the other direction.
Umer, the Pakistani Brain of Austria
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Originally posted by ammarr:
**yawn
Aa gaee phir.**
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Did i step on your tail......go back to sleep..
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Originally posted by Umer:
**You find that funny? I don't agree with people posting Sardar jokes, but you're just doing the same in the other direction.
**
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Then why don't u raise your voice when they post Sardar Jokes..how come u only come out when muslim joke are posted.
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Originally posted by Rani:
** Did i step on your tail......go back to sleep..
**
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I dont have one. Do ppl have tails where you are from?
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Originally posted by ammarr:
** I dont have one. Do ppl have tails where you are from?**
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You are soo funny...look closely, I bet u have a long tail.. u seem to come out of your sleep at the mention of muslim joke...what happened, your sense of humor deserted you :)
Rani,
Once n for all. We all love jokes. All kinds.. refer to a thread about pakistani driving by confused.
got that?
You seem to have problems.. and u post specifically anti-muslim jokes.. why dont u post sikh jokes for a change?
gupshup ka bhaaloo (if u know what i mean
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) kahin chala gaya tha..aaj uski wapisi ho gayee
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Originally posted by ammarr:
**Rani,
Once n for all. We all love jokes. All kinds.. refer to a thread about pakistani driving by confused.
got that?
You seem to have problems.. and u post specifically anti-muslim jokes.. why dont u post sikh jokes for a change?**
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This is soo funny. When was the last time u or anybody on this forum posted muslim jokes..:)
I hope u got this?
Practice what u preach.
[This message has been edited by Rani (edited May 03, 2001).]
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Originally posted by Rani:
** This is soo funny. When was the last time u or anybody on this forum posted muslim jokes..:)
I hope u got this?
Practice what u preach.
[This message has been edited by Rani (edited May 03, 2001).]**
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One hand on steering wheel, one hand out of window.
- Sydney
One hand on steering wheel, one hand on horn
- Japan
One hand on steering wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on
accelerator...
- Boston
Both hands on steering wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in
terror
- New York
Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned to
talk to someone in back seat
- Italy
One hand on horn,
one hand greeting,
one ear on cell phone,
one ear listening to loud music,
foot on accelerator,
eyes on female pedestrians,
conversation with someone in next car
- Welcome to Pakistan!
.
(been in karachi so i KNOW how true is THAT
<<<<<
posted today!
duh.. guess that proves u wrong?
We all enjoy jokes.. its ur pathetic attempts at trying to fit muslims into every joke which annoys everyone.
oh damn .
here we go again away from neutralism and into the fights over the muslim-hindu-indian–pakistan wars..
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rani ji, if posting pakistani jokes will really make u happy then there is one that i posted earlier the next day of driving joke:
Three guys, a Pakistani, a SriLankan and an Indian are out walking
together one day. When they come across a lantern and a Genie pops
out of it. “I will give you each one wish, that’s three wishes
total” says the Genie.The SriLankan says, “I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son
will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Sri
Lanka.” With a blink of the Genie’s eye, ‘FOOM’ the land in Srilanka
was forever made fertile for farming.The Paki was amazed, so he said, “I want a wall around Pakistan, so
that no foreigners can come into our precious state.” Again, with a
blink of the Genie’s eye, ‘POOF’ there was a huge wall around
Pakistan.The Indian asks, “I’m very curious. Please tell me more about this
wall.” The Genie explains, “Well, it’s about 150 feet high, 50 feet
thick and completely surrounds the state. Nothing can get in or
out.” The Indian says, “Fill it up with water.”
disclaimer: again its used for putting out the fire.. SO, please don’t bring in the social aspects into this that “oh that shows how MUCH indians are intelligent” kind-of-stuff in here please..
any user is most welcome to PM me about it.. forums in PUBLIC are should only be used for Sharing+fun+enjoyment and not fights..
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“Koee pyar karay to tum say karay, tum jaisay ho waisay karay. Koee tumko badal ke pyaar karay to wo pyaar nahin, wo sodaa karay, aur sahibaa, pyar main soda nahin hota…”
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ÐonT iMMiTãTe, iNNoVãTë ®
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Where is the joke?? Are we supposed to laugh??
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Welcome back !
But after a month+ preparation, this is all you got !!!
Tell me when to laugh at this "JOKE"
Well ahem ahem I have found this one quite funny. I think the only problem was the title of the topic. Otherwise it was a laughable joke. I don't know when we crack a joke on ourselves we are considered broad-minded but when someone else from different ethenic origin craks the same one our brains get fused. Anyway I think it is upto moderators to look into this matter that if we post Sikh jokes everyone appreciates it but no one is ready to take it from other side. Are we hypocrates? Just think folks.
--I know I'll be a King One day, When Im Dead, They Gonna take me on their shoulders, Just like a King--
I think this is a really funny joke.
Rani don’t mind them they are trying to have some fun by teasing you. I am sure that behind the angry words they themselves would have had a good laugh on this one
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For as thou urgest justice, be assur’d Thou shalt have justice more than thou desir’st