A pakistani guy, An Indian guy, a beautiful girl and an old woman are sitting in a train. The train suddenly goes thru a tunnel and .. it gets completely dark. Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap! The train comes out of the tunnel. The old woman, beautiful girl and the Pakistani guy are sitting there looking perplexed. The
Indian guy is bent over holding his face which is red from an apparent slap.
The old woman is thinking : That Indian guy must have tried to kiss that girl and got slapped.
The Indian guy is thinking : “Damn it,that Pakistani guy must have tried to kiss the beautiful girl, she thought it was me and slapped me instead.”
The beautiful girl is thinking : “That Indian guy must have moved to kiss me,but kissed the old lady instead and got slapped.”
The Pakistani is thinking: “If this train goes through another tunnel, I could make another kissing sound and slap that Indian guy again.”
º¤In udaas muskuraahton k pichay, Gham ki railay hain
Ab tumhain kya bataayen, Ke tum bin kitne akele hain¤º
lol i dont know how ppl come out with this stuff i am goan try this if i get a chance
'Hate your enemy mildly; he may become your friend one day' - Hadith
'as for those who are slain in the cause of allah, he will not allow their work to perish ... he will admit them to the paradise he has made known to them' - Surah 47:7
A young Marine and his commanding officer board a
train headed through the mountains of Switzerland.
They can find no place to sit except for two seats
right across the aisle from a young woman and her
grandmother.
After a while, it is obvious that the young woman and
the young soldier are interested in each other because
they are giving each other “looks.”
Soon, the train passes into a tunnel and it is pitch
black. There is a sound of the smack of a kiss,
followed by the sound of the smack of a slap. When the
train emerges from the tunnel, the four sit there
without saying a word.
The grandmother is thinking to herself: “It was very
brash for that young soldier to kiss my granddaughter,
but I’m glad she slapped him.”
The commanding officer is setting there thinking: “I
didn’t know the young Marine was brave enough to kiss
the girl, but I sure wish she hadn’t missed him when
she slapped and hit me!”
The young woman was sitting and thinking: “I’m glad
the soldier kissed me, but I wish my grandmother had
not slapped him!”
The young Marine sat there with a satisfied smile on
his face, thinking to himself: “Life is good. When
does a fellow have the chance to kiss a beautiful girl
and slap his commanding officer, all at the same
time?”