PAKI GIRL JOKES

Pakistani Girl Jokes

Q: How do you get a Paki girl to marry you?
A: Tell her you’re a doctor.

Q: What is an Paki girl’s ideal house?
A: One with no kitchen and bedroom.

Q: What is the difference between a good looking Paki girl and Bigfoot?
A: Bigfoot has been spotted.

Q: What do you call a good looking Paki girl?
A: An indicator of a really bad hangover.
 
Q: Why did the Paki girl cross the road?
A: Never mind that! What was she doing outside?!?

Q: How do you confuse a Paki girl?
A: You don’t. They’re born that way.
 
Q: How many Paki girls does it take to change a lightbulb?
A1: One. She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.

A2: Two. One to hold the Diet Pepsi, and one to call, “Daaady!”

Q: What’s the difference between trash and a Paki girl?
A: Trash get picked up at least once.

Q: What’s the difference between a Paki girl and a terrorist?
A: You can negotiate with a terrorist.

Q: What did the Paki girl say when she knocked over the priceless Ming vase?
A: “It’s OK Daddy, I’m not hurt.”


MIRZA YASIR

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Not funny.Sorry.
Make fun of guys hell make fun of me but not the girls specially paki girls. They all are good,leave them alone.

[This message has been edited by SSultan (edited February 18, 1999).]

mirza bhai:

I would like to meet the paki girls you know. 'Cause the ones I know are nowhere close to the what you described here.. :)

Chill out guys, its only a joke.

????? Amazed is definitely AMAZED!!!

kafir kaheenka!
( wink! )


vague ideas...
obscure prophecy...
influence...
helplessness....
.....
black jewels...
of insignificance.

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It's not a joke zman, it's insulting and derogatory.

Speaks volumes for you mirzayasir.

Special2 : Take a chill pill. I guess you would laugh at this joke if it was aimed at a nationality that you despised/hated. Think about it and if you cant take a joke as a joke then dont come to this section of the forum - Kapish...

Later on
Zman

1) So do you despise/hate paki girls?
2) Don't make assumptions about what I would or wouldn't like.

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[This message has been edited by Special2 (edited February 19, 1999).]

Heck I am paki and I wasn't offended by this joke....A joke is joke...learn to take them!!

But I still want to meet the girls "mirzayasir" knows, cause the Paki "chicks" I know are nowhere close to what he describes.

Some of them are good but most of them are insulting to a girl


hello! I'm paki AND a girl and I thought they were pretty funny....
hehe
expecially the change the light bulb one
(i'm the one who calls for DAAADDDY!)
HAHA
Kinda hit close to home there, mirzayasir!!
hehe
Anyway, jokes are jokes..same as blond jokes or whatever.
As zman said, chill out guys!

Hi,

There are many opinions about this joke and quite opposite. If anybody is offended by this joke then I am extremly sorry. I just put it for the sake of joke. So please cool down. I didn’t make write this joke but my friend mailed this to me and probably somebody else would have mailed this to him. The Jez has fulfilled the request of ghalib. Now you can see such girl. Anywayz, we are proud of our pakistani mothers and sisters. Sorry once again if you are offended.


MIRZA YASIR

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Mirza Don't apologise there's no need. I'm fed up of all this PC crap. Almost 50% of all jokes in the world are at someone else's expense and you are called a racist/sexist/ageist/handicapist if you make them and now people are giving you a hard time about making jokes about your own kind. Give me a break! When I first heard most of these jokes they were about JAPS (Jewish American Princesses) and were just as funny. Fortunately most of us can differentiate between a joke and real life.

Very nice sal....

and those who were ofeended by this joke, were laughing hard at the ones hurled at Laloo prasaad yadyav!
huh!

fakat

aap ka dost
billi ka gosht
choohay ka achaar
bara mazaydaar

lol, that was nice jokes! Hey guys, don't take it so.. seriously. It's not real. Well I liked them.

kheeeeee :)

interestingly we cannot take anything on ourselves ;)