After the shameful defeat of PAK cricket team in the
world cup final, the team members were not able to
show their faces to people and they chose not to go in
public and rather just pack up in hotel rooms.
Shoaib, the fast bowler, could not resist for too long
to be in UK and still not be able to go out shopping
and have fun. So he disguises himself as a Sardaar
andgoes out.
He meets a woman at the exit of the hotel who
greetshim “Hi Shoaib!”
Surprised for having been caught he comes back and
makes himself up as a muslim woman - in Burkha etc and
goes out.
Yet again - the same woman greets him “HiShoaib!”.
Shoib comes back determined to give it yet another try
with the make up of a Hippie wig and shorts etc. All
in vain - the same lady catches him again and
greetshim “Hi Shoaib”.
Bewildered by now, he cannot help asking, “How do you
manage to recognize me each time?” and comes the
answer, “shhh…stupid…I’m Wasim”!!!
nice one.
hahahahahaha
i had heard a similar joke but with a sardar ji.
this sardar went into a store and really liked this cabinet. so he asked the shopkeeper about the price of the cabinet. he said he wouldnt sell the thing to a sardar. the sardar ji was very disappointed so he changed his disguise to look like a pandit.... he put on a yellow dress and the red dot on the forehead and the rest of the nine yards..... and walked into the store. Again the shopkeeper refused to sell it to a sardar. sardar ji went back dressed up like a muslim grew a beard and a cap and everything. again the shopkeeper refused to sell it to a sardar.
Sardar ji got real mad and asked the shopkeeper how come he recognized him everysingle time... the shopkeeper said, "who else would be dumb enough to confuse a refrigerator with a cabinet". :)
hahahhaa,,, sadar jee ka jawab nahi hay wasay,,,,hur jaga number lay jatay hein
GOOD ONE !