Pak .will not have american style election crisis!!;-)))

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Pakistan Will Never Have An American-Style Election Crisis

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  1. We don’t have elections

  2. When we do, we do a better job of rigging them

  3. We don’t have voting machines

  4. We can’t count that high

  5. The spooks would never allow it

  6. One candidate would get killed in a police encounter

  7. Sita White would show up with the love-child of one candidate

  8. The fundos would declare the whole process unIslamic

  9. NAB would arrest both candidates, freeze their bank accounts and put
    them in jail

  10. After two recounts, the army would take over

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