Pak victory in Kargil

I envision how about 2010 AD a mother in pakistan (I sincerely hope pakistan is still around at that time) will tell Kargil story to her kids who are not of school going age:
Children, I will tell you story about how we won in Kargil. Our great leader Nawaj Sharif called Indian Bania, Fool leader AB Vajpayee for a Peace meeting while at same time he or might have been his second in command sent our brave soldiers with only bow and arrows secretly on the sly and they occupied the high mountain locations which Indian’s had vacated for winter. Then Indian’s realized in month of May about this and they sent their coward poor soldiers without any winter cloth’s with their Big guns and the Indian’s soldiers kept on attacking up the slope’s and lot of their soldiers were killed as they were down below and easy pick for our mujahideen’s but they kept on attacking up the slopes and dying like ants.
Now as there were 70000000000… Indian soldiers while there were only 3000 thousand pak soldiers, no no not pak soldiers but Mujahidins and so Indian’s were able to take only 1 or 2 peak’s back. But we were winning. But then the coward Nawaj ran to USA president and then asked US president to request him to get our soldiers to come back. And we had won a glorius war where Indian’s lost 4000000 soldiers and we lost only 973 soldiers and these 973 were so clever that they asked theirs buddies not to take their bodies back to pakistan so that coward Hindu Indian government would have to perform their last rites in the process becoming financially bankrupt. So Mushie uncle got us the great victories and many brave pak soldiers were given the bravery medals.

So now the kid’s still not brainwashed as they had’nt had even one day of Madrassah schoiling ask the following questions in innocence:
Kid - Mom at start of the story U said Nawaj was brave and cunning and then you say that he is a coward and traitor why is it so?
Mom - I don’t know totally beta but don’t worry they will tell you the reason when you go to school. You know one of the directives sent by Ministry of eduction to schools is to teach how coward, baniya Hindu’s are different from Muslim.
Kid2 - Mom, you told us that brave people do not decieve and do not do things on sly then why Nawaj called Vajapayee and then sent the soldiers on sly like rats and weasels onto the mountain tops. Why did’nt they go like lions when Indian soldiers were still there
Mom - Beti, that also they will teach you in the school and also how we won also in 1965 and 1971.
Kid3 - Mom, you say that Indian soldiers are cowards but at same time you said they were below and still kept attacking and dying like
ants. How can they be cowards
Mom : Hindu’s are cowards, Indians are coward’s just remember that.
Kid4 - Mom, but when victorius Nawaj went to US, Indian leader must have been sitting at US president’s feet licking them asking US to save India.
Mom : Yes, people say that he was somewhere called New Delhi. I don’t know It must have been some part of the White house of US.
Kid1 - Mom, But you said that Nawaj called back pak soldier’s. Why so even when we had won?
Mom - Beta, no no, not pak soldiers. call them mujahideen’s. Nawaj was traitor. And we won. No more questions now!!!
kid1 - but mom mom, If they were mujahideens and Nawaj was a traitor then why they came back. Only soldiers come bak on PM 's call. If mujis were so brave then why did’nt they keep on killing the Indian soldier’s like ants. Mom mom a question did they actually kill so many Indian’s or in their drug induced hallicunations actually killed only ants.
Kid2 - Mom, If mushie uncle is so good why nowaday’s people everyday come on to street to protest (Year is 2010).
Mom - kids kids no more questions?
Kid1 - Mom, why did we fight in Kashmir?
Mom - For Kashmir.
Kid1 - What is Kashmir, It’s seems to be a toy for pakistan.
Mom - No No beta, Kashmir was part of pakistan but India will not implement UN resolution so they were made 6th permanent veto carrying member of the UN security council and Kashmir has become full fledged state in the Indian Union and other nations say Kashmir is haven on earth unlike pakistan which they have declared a terrorist nation.
Kid1:What does Terrorist nation mean. Is it good or bad?
Mom: Very Good, Beta. It is a great honour which our leader mushie strived very hard for.

Why do you choose to call it year 2010, the story is more or less true even now. Ask any Pakistani for comment on the story and he will tell the mother's angle only. After the child is too young to know the military tactics and how the wars are won.

One angle in the story which was missing was that the Hindu baniya soldiers were trying to capture the hills not because they wanted to eject pak soldiers (oops Mujahideens) out but because they thought there must be some women with them and wanted to rape them, otherwise they don't dare come anywhere near brave mujahideens.

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How amazing..an Indian posts an anti-Pakistan joke and the other Indian guppies immediately reply to it.
(bloodhounds?)

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Who says nothing is impossible? I’ve been doing nothing all my life!

..err.. its not ants but DOGS
ask the indain army guy who was peeing in his pants when he cried his ass out on the news media we are dying like dogs!!
check with him, he might be able to tell u the true story...that is if the poor chap's not been whacked out by Mujahideens yet!

No.1 - this may be a look like a funny joke but is true.

NO. 2 - You found Indians laughing at it because they have the Kargil and the Siachen.

No. 3 - Have some sense of humor, even if it is anti-Pak, what's harm in laughing.

No. 4 - That guy who was crying we are dying like dogs, was not running away, like the real stray dogs ooops mujahideens. May be you read him out of context to suit the character of mother in this story. Dying like dogs doesn't mean they are killing us like dogs. It may, and is, means that with the geography of Kargil heights occupied being such, army at the bottom will be dying like dogs, if not allowed to squeeze the enemy from the back (cross the LOC), which was the case.

Still I take your comment with a pinch of salt and consider it a part of the story continuing. Keep it up.