Pak police joke.. in URduColor

Hangout Humor (Rated G)
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ok ji.. here goes.. mayb u heard it b4.. but it surely rox..

eik(one) badshah(king) ka hiran(deer)gum(lost) ho jata hai.. he is afraid keh paki police is quite beqaar.. so asks for scotland yard.. the detectives r paid heavy sums.. but they cant find the deer.. submits a report n leaves.. king doesnt give up.. phir calls up FBI.. very expensive they r but yet no outcome n they leave aswell..

then comes the interpole.. very strict n thr search order but still the marshal gives up..

in the end they hav no choice but a longish paki police search.. the inspector is quite josheela.. promises the king for result within 24 hrs.. (hehehehe as always).. a thaneydaar and Havaldaar go into the forest.. 4 ghuntey baad they comeout n have pretty happy faces.. behind them is an elephant.. saying.. “mein hiran hoon.. mein hiran hoon… mein hiran hoon” (im the deer im the deer)..

tasteful eh!!

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Nice one!

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… that was nice n e way … bechara haathee .. i can iamgine the pain he went thru n stuff !!!

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~ Don’t ever be reluctant to show your feelings when you’re happy, give in to it. When you’re not, live with it. ~

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Yeah, you are always in trouble … so you should know all that stuff!

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J/K

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Now are we getting a bit wee personnal

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Kyoon aleezay, Paki police nay aap kay saath kya kiya ??

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“Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else.”

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so ture.. but elephant bribe dey kar azaad ho gaya tha

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I dont get it.

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Come on… CAT WOman… THe paki police will beat up anybody just so that they admit to the crime - even if they didn’t do it!

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oooh, thanks natureboy!

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poor elephant!