Banta was in the army. During the war with Pakistan, Banta used his intelligence to kill many Pakistani soldiers. He would hide behind the bushes and shout Pakistani names like - Imran Khan etc. and the soldier named Imran Khan would get up to say “I am here !” Then Banta would shoot him down. This went on till Banta almost wiped out all the soldiers single handedly!
Suddenly the Pakistani commander realized that Banta was killing all his soldiers by fooling them. So he decides to use Banta’s own method to kill him and starts calling him names like Banta etc. Banta realizing that the Pakistani was using his trick, suddenly says “Who called me?” and the Commander gets up to say “I called you.” Banta shoots him down!
Oh wow! That's sooo funny
Who says nothing is impossible? I've been doing nothing all my life!
Banta used his intelligence…
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Banta? Intelligence? Mpai, that was funny as hell! Keep them coming!
Nice cheat Mr. Mpai , it seems ur a sikh!
This joke was based on sikhs rather than khan
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Whatever limits us we call fate!
Whatever we can’t change we call destiny!
This happened in 1971 war. Ha ha ha ha ha.
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Originally posted by capri19:
**Nice cheat Mr. Mpai , it seems ur a sikh!
This joke was based on sikhs rather than khan
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I agree.
What else have you paki's learnt but to nod your head in agreeement to all that your Mullah's say!!!!
mpai.....dont turn political in here.
There are plenty of other forums for political discussions.
Mazjhabi jokes band karo bhailogo.Kya jokes mein Sardar,Musalmaan,Hindu etc use karna jaroori hai?
10 out of 10 for Originality
one of the best joke lol