Punjabi Latifaay
There was this guy who couldn’t get his thingy up. He was really really pissed off about that, obviouslly he couldn’t satisfy his
wife either. Then one day one of his friends told him about a doctor who had invented a machine to take care of this problem.
So he goes to see the doctor and tells him of his inability to rise to the occassion.
The doctor tells him about this machine he has. Its very expensive, and there is only one like it. Plus, it only works for three
times.
What the heck, the guy says, three times is better than no times. I’ll give my wife something to bitch about. She’s always
complaining about this.
So the doctor gives him the machine, installs it, and tells him how to run it.
It works with sound controls, “Paaan”, its on. Paaan! Paaan!", its off. (Paaan: Like a horn. Honk! Honk! In Punjabi).
So the guy straps it on and steps out into the street. He wants to try it out so he looks down and almost whispers: Paaan!
Thah! (Wham!) The guy’s thing is all over the place. Its like 17 inches out there. He is very happy that the thing works, but its
really uncomfortable walking around on the street like that. Everybody was giving him weird looks so he puts his head down,
and says: Paaan Paaan!. All of a sudden the thing goes down and everything is normal. Now he only has two more chances. As
he got into a taxi, the car next to him honked. Paaan!
Thah! In less then one tenth of a second his Lully is all over the place.
Now the guy is really really stressing out. Its damn uncomfortable walking around like that. So he does the Paaan Paaan! thing
again. And his dick goes down again. Only one more chance and he can’t wait to do it. He rushes into the house, grabs his wife
who was watching T.V, slams her down on the bed, gets up on top of her, looks at his crotch and says: Paaan!
And his wife says in a really irritated voice:
Aiy kee Paaan! Paaan! Layee hoee aiy?
Never Mess With a Gujjar