Oxymoron

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I hope these arent posted before…

Oxymorons:

Here you will find the top 45 oxymoron’s. An oxymoron is a combination of two words that are completely opposite in meaning. You’ve probably heard many of these before but didn’t realize that they fall within this category.

  1. Act naturally

  2. Found missing

  3. Resident alien

  4. Advanced BASIC

  5. Genuine imitation

  6. Airline Food

  7. Good grief

  8. Same difference

  9. Almost exactly

  10. Government organization

  11. Sanitary landfill

  12. Alone together

  13. Legally drunk

  14. Silent scream

  15. Living dead

  16. Small crowd

  17. Business ethics

  18. Soft rock

  19. Butt head

  20. Military intelligence

  21. Software documentation

  22. New classic

  23. Sweet sorrow

  24. Child Proof

  25. “Now, then ..”

  26. Synthetic natural gas

  27. Passive aggression

  28. Taped live

  29. Clearly misunderstood

  30. Peace force

  31. Extinct life

  32. Temporary tax increase

  33. Computer jock

  34. Plastic glasses

  35. Terribly pleased

  36. Computer security

  37. Political science

  38. Tight slacks

  39. Definite maybe

  40. Pretty ugly

  41. Twelve-ounce pound cake

  42. Diet ice cream

  43. Working vacation

  44. Exact estimate
    …And the number 1 oxymoron is..

  45. Microsoft Works

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