Urdu/Phatan Latifaa
There was this King who had a really drop dead beautifull daughter. The king wanted a really brave husband for his princess.
He was a perfectionist and he wasn’t happy with anything but the best. So he designed a little test to see just how brave and
strong the men were. He announced that he would marry off his daughter to anybody who first fucks a girl and then poke a
loin’s eyes out.
Almost the whole city turned up. Most couldn’t even go past the nympho girl who would screw everybody’s brains out. Those
ultra-strong men who did make it past the girl got killed by the ferocious loin.
Then one day this Phatan Sahib turns up and decides to go for it. He goes into the palace and the whole place could hear the
loin growling, roaring and raising hell. The people outside the lions cage just stood there and said it was really sad. Phatan sahib
was a fine young man, he shouldn’t have died like that.
After about 10 minutes, Phatan sahib comes out. He was sweating profusly and his hair was plastered to his forehead. Barely
able to walk he said:
O khochaa! Sher kee bund to maar lee, ankhen kiss kee nikalnee hain?
Never Mess With a Gujjar