Punjabi Latifaa
There was this Butt who was very fond of saying Oye! Ussee Butt Honay AaN. He showed off all the time and said that line.
On his Suhag Raat his friends asked him if he was ready for the action and he said:
Oye! Mein tay O. Mein Uttay tay O thalay…Oye! Ussee butt honay aaN.
So he goes up to his room, whips open the door, looks at his wife and says:
Oye! Khush qismat. Ussee a gaiye aaN. Ussee butt honay aaN.
Then he takes off his shirt, and his pants, looks at his body and says:
Oye! Dollay shollay. Putt shutt. Ussee butt honay aaN.
Then he lies her back on the bed, opens up her legs and sees her more than big hole.
Oye? Tussee wee butt honday O?
Never Mess With a Gujjar