Punjabi/Sikh Latifaa
There was a bus load of people going somewhere. In the middle of the long lonely journey the bus was stopped by robbers.
They demanded money and all the jewelery, otherwise they said, they would inject everybody with the aids virus. They had a
syringe with some stuff in it and they waved that in front of everybody threateningly. Since nobody wanted to be injected with
the aids virus, they all gave up their possessions willingly.
When they came to the Sardar sahib, he just laughed and said:
Go ahead! Put it in me, I am not going to give you anything!
Everybody was surprized and they said:
Sardar jee iss tarha naa karain, aids kee moot buhat burree hottee hai. Sisk sisk kay maar jain gay.
But sardar jee insisted upon being injected with the thing, he rolled up his sleeve and even offered his arm to the robber with the
syringe.
So the robbers injected him with the virus and ran away from the scene of the crime. The sikh started laughing as soon as they
went away. All the other passengers came upto the sikh and said that he shouldn’t have done that, he should have given them
his money.
Ha! said sardar jee. Mein dasaan, manoon aids nee lagdee. Mein condom paya hoya hai!!
Never Mess With a Gujjar