Urdu/Phatan Latifaa
There was a contest going on about who would get the most milk out of a cow. There were 3 people in the final. A Bihari, a
Bengali and a Phatan.
The Bihari goes first and milks 3 buckets of milk out of his cow.
The spectators are really impressed and clap and cheer for him.
Then the Bihari goes and milks out 4 buckets! The crowd goes wild!!
Next it’s the Phatan’s turn and the crowd, knowing what Phatan’s are all about, wait impatiently. He goes up and takes a really
long time. The hushed crowd waits as the Phatans feverishly milks away. After a long time he comes back with just 1 bucket!
Yai kiya keeya aap nay Khan sahib? Sirf aik hee baltee nikalee? The people ask him.
O khuchaa, unhoon nay mujhe bail day diya thaa!! He replies.
Never Mess With a Gujjar