- I always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. And now
that you’ve come into my life…
(Inside card) - I’ve changed my mind.
- I must admit, you brought religion into my life…
(Inside card) - I never believed in Hell until I met you.
- As the days go by, I think how lucky I am…
(Inside card) - That you’re not here to ruin it for me .
- Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go…
(Inside card) - Will you take the knife from my back? You’ll probably
need it again.
- Happy Birthday! You look great for your age…
(Inside card) - Almost lifelike!
- When we were together, you said you’d die for me…
(Inside card) - Now we’ve broken up, I think it’s time to keep your
promise.
- Congratulations on your new bundle of joy…
(Inside card) - Did you ever find out who the father was?
- You are such a good friend. If we were on a sinking ship and there
was only one life jacket…
(Inside card) - I’d miss you terribly and think of you often .
- Your friends and I wanted to do something special for your
birthday…
(Inside card) - So we’re having you put to sleep.
- Looking back over the years that we have been together, I can’t
help but wonder…
(Inside card) - What the hell was I thinking
- I’m so miserable without you…
(Inside card) - It’s almost like you’re still here.
- Thank you for being part of my life…
(Inside card) - I never knew what evil was until I met you!
- Congratulations on your wedding day!..
(Inside card) - Too bad no one likes your husband.
- How can I say this…
(Inside card) - Your cooking kills me
- Hooray…
(Inside card) - You’re divorced.
- I just want you to know that I’m sorry for what happened…
(Inside card) - Especially since you survived.
1 7. Congrats on getting married…
(Inside card) - It’s not everyday you decide to ruin your life.
- Someday I hope to marry…
(inside card) - Someone other than you.
- We have been friends for a very long time…
(inside card) - What do you say we stop?
