our cricket team

got this in an email…

I was in my car during a traffic jam, and I could see a man walking

between the cars, apparently asking something to everyone as he passed.
The
man walks up to my car and knocks on the windshield.

I open the window and he asks: “Hey, Did you hear the news? The
Pakistani Cricket team is being held hostage, and they ask Rs 100 crore
for
their release. If they don’t pay it, they threaten to put petrol on the
players, and light them!”.

“Oh god!” I said, “This is just unbelievable”. “That’s why I’m walking
from car to car, to collect”, said the man.

While I was getting my wallet out of my pocket I asked the man how
much most people usually give, and the man said: “Well, about 5 liters!”

:rotfl:

:~)

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*Originally posted by GuL-e-Tasbeeh: *
:~)
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Gul, long time no c???

leave them alone!

:rotfl" Oh God ittna gussa

:D