khamtma-e-lund was admitted to a hospital as he was ill. one day he went to a nurse and said," sister, my penis died yesterday." the sister, knowing that he was a moronic paki asshole with a chopped dick, did not wish to harass him furthur and said," i am sorry to hear that." after two days, khatma was roaming aroud in the hospital with his chopped dick hanging out. the nurse asked,“why khatma, you told me that you dick had died.” khatma replied," well, today is the viewing."