The other day it was my turn to prepare dinner so I asked my
wife to go over to the local market and buy some organic
vegetables.
She came back rather upset. When I asked her what was wrong
she said, "I don’t think I like that produce guy. I went and
looked around for your organic vegetables and I couldn’t find
any. So I asked him where the organic vegetables were.
"He didn’t know what I was talking about so I said, ‘These
vegetables are for my husband. Have they been sprayed with
any poisonous chemicals?’
“And he said, ‘No, ma’am. You’ll have to do that yourself.’”