Is it possible to get Halaal Organic chicken or meat in the Uk
Ive called a few organic suppliers in the South East and they dont like the idea of Halaaling their mollicoddled chickens as it is too cruel for their liking.
I would like to ask Brit Chick but her Pm box is full…hint hint!
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lol @ Brit Chick
raise your own in the backyard and get them halaled
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Well you can't eat me, that's for sure:p
And yes you can get halal organic meat in england, you just have to loooook for it (Bo Selecta style)
PM box emptied, now fill her up!
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where do you look, organic farmers give me one of those horrrified looks when i mention hallaa.l..they want peopel to rock their chickens to sleep and then gently boil them alive, whilst they are having happy dreams
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Well you can easily halal your own organic chickens, the farmer don't mind at all. Just don't wear white clothes Clarice.
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I’d hate the sqawking, it’d drive me mad I think Id probably end up killing them in the most inhumane manner!
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brit chick ypu cant just go and halaal them...can you
Eeeeuuuwwww!
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Yeah course you can. It's not what you know, it's who you know ;)
You have to take your own wellies to the slaughterhouse though which aren't tres stylish but oh well.
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yeaaa...do it in your bathtub.
If you cant do it alone, get someone to hold the chicken for you, while you hold the chicken's head with the left hand, and with a knife in the right....just slit its throat.
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^ 
I can picture lazy D holding down the small organic hen down in the bath tub while holding the sharp knife between her toes. She then brings the neck closer to the blade and moves it up and down… 
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im hungry for kfc
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KFC is not halaal.
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In pakistan it is 
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You had to remind me that :(
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I can honestly say that I will never ever attempt to take the life of a living creature
(unless it is small enough to be stamped on ...spiders, cockroaches etc...or swept up in a vacuum cleaner.)
I am anti hunting, anti being mean to animals and dont really like uncooked live chickens therefore I can guarantee you that picking it up and escorting it to the bathroom by the scruff of its neck and then well, SLICING ITS HEAD OFF BY HOLDING THE KNIFE BETWEEN MY TOES** AND WATCHING THE BLOOD SPLATTER** ACROSS THE BATHROOM TILES AND DOWN INTO THE GROUTING, AND OVER THE BATH AND ON THE FLOOR AND
THEN
CLEANING UP AFTERWARDS WILL TAKE HOURS, THE CHICKEN WILL GO OFF AND START STINKING....MY FAMILY WILL BANG ON THE DOOR BECAUSE THEY WILL WANT TO USE THE BATHROOM AND I WILL BE CURSING ALL OF YOU FOR GETTING ME IN THIS MESS!
Methinks perchance that it would be easier to buy non organic pesticide/chemical ridden chicken that has been brought up with 4500 other chickens in a barn the size of a shoe box!
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Anwar Qureshi and Sara, KFC are the one of the largest companies that treat their chickens in the most horrid manner....I refuse to allow you to talk about KFC in MY organic chicken thread.
they batter them when they are alive and batter them when they are dead too!
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Well… i’ve eaten KFC and i aint’ d ead yet so… eat up :motatiddhwalaicon:
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I never said youd die, youve just eaten a poorly treated chicken thats all!
you meeeaaaannn mean lady!