Ordained minister here, let me get you married

As of today, I have strengthened my spiritual relationship with oneself and become an ordained minister.

No joke. I received my licence and Ordination ID certificate in the post this morning.
Ah the potential that awaits me…

Is it legal? Of course, legal is my middle name. I can legally perform weddings and sign a marriage license.

So, who wants me to perform their wedding?

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Your about 21 Months too late for me... :(

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You can do mine if you're doing it for free.

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Dear Father (or mother?) I would like to get married. What dates are you available? Would I be able to consummate the relationship (with you) soon-after after being married by you?

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Well, its never to early to renew your vows. ;)

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Hmmpff nothing is free in this world dude.

Why, you have just reminded me, let me draft my list of fees.

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I will be your Minister but I ain't consummating anything with you!!! CHI

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Whyyyyyyyy! I'm willing to let go of iftikhar for you!

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is there free food offered? anything for free food.

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Is there any package discount on 2nd and 3rd marriage? :chai:

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But I thought we were getting someone else to marry us Nazi (heil?) :blush:

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No free food, no discounts. :mad:

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Die Verjudung unserer Kultur u. Universitäten ist allerdings schreckerregend u.ich meine die deutsche Rasse sollte noch soviel innere Kraft aufbringen um indie Höhe zu kommen. Allerdings das Kapital!

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Huh? Whos Iftikhar? :khums:

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Trotz Ihrer kapitalistischen Ansichten denke ich noch you' Reein bisschen heißes.

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Ich liebe deine Kauderwelsch

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argg why can’t i post it right :mad:

okay but Nazi, this is what you reminded me off :@:

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Oh boy, a new genre for ladies form Life1 topics ''So I married them but..'' :D

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:no: deutsch

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Why cafe?!