Ordained minister here, let me get you married

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NaziJoon June 14, 2011, 11:43am 1

As of today, I have strengthened my spiritual relationship with oneself and become an ordained minister.

No joke. I received my licence and Ordination ID certificate in the post this morning.
Ah the potential that awaits me…

Is it legal? Of course, legal is my middle name. I can legally perform weddings and sign a marriage license.

So, who wants me to perform their wedding?

Faris_Udeen June 14, 2011, 11:52am 2

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Your about 21 Months too late for me…

rizla86 June 14, 2011, 11:53am 3

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You can do mine if you’re doing it for free.

Khumar June 14, 2011, 12:07pm 4

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Dear Father (or mother?) I would like to get married. What dates are you available? Would I be able to consummate the relationship (with you) soon-after after being married by you?

NaziJoon June 14, 2011, 12:22pm 5

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Well, its never to early to renew your vows.

NaziJoon June 14, 2011, 12:23pm 6

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Hmmpff nothing is free in this world dude.

Why, you have just reminded me, let me draft my list of fees.

NaziJoon June 14, 2011, 12:25pm 7

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I will be your Minister but I ain’t consummating anything with you!!! CHI

Khumar June 14, 2011, 12:27pm 8

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Whyyyyyyyy! I’m willing to let go of iftikhar for you!

rolla_coaster June 14, 2011, 12:58pm 9

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is there free food offered? anything for free food.

Decent_6Chora June 14, 2011, 1:23pm 10

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Is there any package discount on 2nd and 3rd marriage?

partyslims June 14, 2011, 2:13pm 11

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But I thought we were getting someone else to marry us Nazi (heil?)

NaziJoon June 14, 2011, 4:44pm 12

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No free food, no discounts.

NaziJoon June 14, 2011, 4:45pm 13

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Die Verjudung unserer Kultur u. Universitäten ist allerdings schreckerregend u.ich meine die deutsche Rasse sollte noch soviel innere Kraft aufbringen um indie Höhe zu kommen. Allerdings das Kapital!

NaziJoon June 14, 2011, 4:46pm 14

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Huh? Whos Iftikhar? :khums:

partyslims June 14, 2011, 5:04pm 15

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Trotz Ihrer kapitalistischen Ansichten denke ich noch you’ Reein bisschen heißes.

NomiCA June 14, 2011, 5:20pm 16

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Ich liebe deine Kauderwelsch

Gaia June 14, 2011, 5:30pm 17

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argg why can’t i post it right :mad:

okay but Nazi, this is what you reminded me off :@:

Shak June 14, 2011, 5:41pm 18

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Oh boy, a new genre for ladies form Life1 topics ‘‘So I married them but..’’

STA June 14, 2011, 5:53pm 19

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:no: deutsch

rizla86 June 14, 2011, 5:57pm 20

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Why cafe?!