Re: Oracle's Real-Life Q & A
*Oracle's Real-Life Q & A * **
Q. What if your Dad loses his car keys? A. 'Parent keys not found!' **
*Q. What if your old girl friend spots you with your new one? A. 'Duplicate value on index!' *
*Q. What if the golf ball doesn't get into the hole at all? A. 'Value larger than specified precision!' * *Q. What if you try to have fun with somebody else's girlfriend and get kicked out? A. 'Insufficient privileges on the specified object!' *
*Q. What if you don't get any response from the girl next door? A. 'No data found!' or ' Query caused no rows retrieved !' *
*Q. What if you get response from the girl next door and her Mom too? A. 'SELECT INTO returns too many rows!' *
*Q. What if you dial a wrong number? A. 'Invalid number' or ' Object doesn't exist!' *
*Q. What if you try to beat your own trumpet? A. 'Object is found mutating!' *
*Q. What if you are too late to office and the boss catches you? A. 'Discrete transaction failed!' *
*Q. What if you see 'theatre full' when you go to a movie? A. 'Maximum number of users exceeded!' *
*Q. What if you don't get table in the lunch room? A. 'System out of tablespace!' *
*** Q. What if all this goes over your head
A. System is in OUTER SPACE................:D