Oracle's Real-Life Q & A

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**Oracle’s Real-Life Q & A **
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Q. What if your Dad loses his car keys?
A. ‘Parent keys not found!’ **

**Q. What if your old girl friend spots you with your new one?
A. ‘Duplicate value on index!’ **

**Q. What if the golf ball doesn’t get into the hole at all?
A. ‘Value larger than specified precision!’
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**Q. What if you try to have fun with somebody else’s girlfriend and get kicked out?
A. ‘Insufficient privileges on the specified object!’ **

**Q. What if you don’t get any response from the girl next door?
A. ‘No data found!’ or ’ Query caused no rows retrieved !’ **

**Q. What if you get response from the girl next door and her Mom too?
A. ‘SELECT INTO returns too many rows!’ **

**Q. What if you dial a wrong number?
A. ‘Invalid number’ or ’ Object doesn’t exist!’ **

**Q. What if you try to beat your own trumpet?
A. ‘Object is found mutating!’ **

**Q. What if you are too late to office and the boss catches you?
A. ‘Discrete transaction failed!’ **

**Q. What if you see ‘theatre full’ when you go to a movie?
A. ‘Maximum number of users exceeded!’ **

**Q. What if you don’t get table in the lunch room?
A. ‘System out of tablespace!’

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[TofiBaba]

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[shah1979]

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[SindSagar]

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*Oracle's Real-Life Q & A * **

Q. What if your Dad loses his car keys? A. 'Parent keys not found!' **

*Q. What if your old girl friend spots you with your new one? A. 'Duplicate value on index!' *

*Q. What if the golf ball doesn't get into the hole at all? A. 'Value larger than specified precision!' * *Q. What if you try to have fun with somebody else's girlfriend and get kicked out? A. 'Insufficient privileges on the specified object!' *

*Q. What if you don't get any response from the girl next door? A. 'No data found!' or ' Query caused no rows retrieved !' *

*Q. What if you get response from the girl next door and her Mom too? A. 'SELECT INTO returns too many rows!' *

*Q. What if you dial a wrong number? A. 'Invalid number' or ' Object doesn't exist!' *

*Q. What if you try to beat your own trumpet? A. 'Object is found mutating!' *

*Q. What if you are too late to office and the boss catches you? A. 'Discrete transaction failed!' *

*Q. What if you see 'theatre full' when you go to a movie? A. 'Maximum number of users exceeded!' *

*Q. What if you don't get table in the lunch room? A. 'System out of tablespace!' *

*** Q. What if all this goes over your head

                A.  System is in OUTER SPACE................:D

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[lakkis25]

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*Oracle's Real-Life Q & A *

*Q. What if your Dad loses his car keys? * *A. 'Parent keys not found!' *

*Q. What if your old girl friend spots you with your new one? * *A. 'Duplicate value on index!' *

*Q. What if the golf ball doesn't get into the hole at all? * *A. 'Value larger than specified precision!' *

*Q. What if you try to have fun with somebody else's girlfriend and get kicked out? * *A. 'Insufficient privileges on the specified object!' *

*Q. What if you don't get any response from the girl next door? * *A. 'No data found!' or ' Query caused no rows retrieved !' *

*Q. What if you get response from the girl next door and her Mom too? * *A. 'SELECT INTO returns too many rows!' *

*Q. What if you dial a wrong number? * *A. 'Invalid number' or ' Object doesn't exist!' *

*Q. What if you try to beat your own trumpet? * *A. 'Object is found mutating!' *

*Q. What if you are too late to office and the boss catches you? * *A. 'Discrete transaction failed!' *

*Q. What if you see 'theatre full' when you go to a movie? * *A. 'Maximum number of users exceeded!' *

Q. What if you don't get table in the lunch room? ** **A. 'System out of tablespace!'

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