You are cordially invited over at café for a dawat. Lots of free goat meat will be served, cooked by none but our own Phatima1 
Please do not bring any gifts. Just be on time: 7:00 p.m. central standard time. Different kinds of goat meat will be served. i.e roasted bakra, salan, nihari, BBQed, etc.
RSVP by replying here so that Phatima can cook in sufficient quantity.
I will of course be there as I am the co-host. See you all at the party 
Re: …Open Invitation…
I would like to bring some HP and BBQ sauce and some ketchup.
oh and I’m so gonna be there. 
Re: …Open Invitation…
Thread closed. :]
Reason for thread being closed: The thread’s main purpose was to envoke anger and to insult Phatima1 by making inconsiderate remarks and mocking her campaign to save those who have no speech (besides a few baa’s here and there). 
Re: …Open Invitation…
Actually you are right, the thread did accomplish its purpose:
I posted something about goats
Danny read it and replied (my main target)
You got ticked off and closed it
Mission accomplished 