This thread is only for Punjabiz and those who are really really into Punjabi Stage Shows. PPL like Mastana, Sohail Ahmed, Amanat Chan, Iftekhar Thakur , Tariq Teddy and so on.
This thread is dedicated to the Greats of Pakistani Stage Comedians. Omer Sharif and the rest of the matarwa crowd stay out, jo har do mint kay baad music chorte haiN.
So this is only for punjabi stageshow legends
Let start with some good lines we can remember, or some funny dialogues, or stories (we remember from the shows)
He goes "eh enna bagerat hai, saudia arab challa geya, tay othay sharaab di bottle phar kay phirda peya si. Police nay rok litta tay kehnda way “Is mai abay zam zam hai” . Police walay nay kya ethe phara mainnu, and police waala sniffs into the bottle and goes…“ede wich tay sharaab hegi”, tay wo banda goes…SUBHANALLAH YE PHER MOJZA HI HO GAYA
He goes, ik banda si oda dost mar geya, tay oday ghaar chala janda hai, tay kehnda hai kay oda dost kithay, oday maa peyo kehnday naiN, wo to do saal ho gaye mar gaya, tay kehnda hai…challo pher oda mobile da nr hi day deyo.
Once...one of those midget performers, started dissing someone. He sat on the floor and started jumping around left and right. Another dude...walks up to him and says:
Ik wari ik banda dhoti paa kay phirda honda eh, bara shareef , bazaar ich langda peya si, tay onnay ik kurri nu bager dupattay to wekheya, tay oday kol ja kar kehnda hai....beti mai halli bagerat nahi hoa, haali eh kain hi lageya si kay onnay apni dhoti taar kay kurri da sir dhap ditta.
I saw this drama recently and found this part to be pretty funny:
Ek dafa main edhe ghar gaya...te eh nahunda paya si...main darwaza kharkaya te nanga hi bahar aa gaya...main kya beghairta kuch paa ke te aa...ander gaya te jutti paa ke aa gaya ;)