One evening, a very attractive young lady was sitting in a fine
restaurant patiently awaiting her date.
While waiting, she decided to make sure that she looked perfect
for him. So the young lady bends down in her chair in order to
get a mirror from her purse. Then just as the waiter walks up,
she accidentally farts quite loudly.
The lady immediately sat up straight, embarrassed and red faced,
sure that everyone in the place had heard her. Quickly she turns
to the waiter and demands, “Stop That!”
The waiter looks at her dryly and says, “Sure lady. Which way
was it headed?”
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[This message has been edited by Akif (edited March 24, 2001).]
now thats a personal attack sheraz..you shouldnt have done this!
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** Of all the things I’ve lost^^^I miss my MIND the most!**
tum chup betho mindless ok
[This message has been edited by Sheraz CT (edited March 23, 2001).]
[This message has been edited by Sheraz CT (edited March 23, 2001).]
if I wont then
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look ur thread is goin’ to get locked!
kiya kiya niraley style hotey hain sardaro key bhi … he he
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