okay, it should’ve been Canadian Univs but yadda..whachu gonna do about it?
huh?!
speak up puNk!
enjoy!
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University Light Bulb Jokes
How many Ryerson students does it take to change a lightbulb?
trick question. Ryerson isn’t a real university
How many Lakehead students does it take to change a lightbulb?
None - Thunder Bay doesn’t have electricity
How many U of T students does it take to change a lightbulb?
2 - one to change the lightbulb and one to crack under the pressure.
How many Algonquin students does it take to change a lightbulb?
only 1 but he gets 6 credits for it
How many Laurentian students does it take to change a lightbulb?
none, Sudbury looks better in the dark
How many Queen’s students does it take to change a lightbulb?
1- he holds the bulb and the world revolves around him. Or so he thinks.
How many Waterloo students does it take to change a lightbulb?
5 - one to design a nuclear-powered one that never needs changing,one to figure out how to power the rest of Waterloo using that
nuked lightbulb, two to install it and one to write the computer programme that controls the wall switch.
How many Western students does it to change a lightbulb?
5 - one to change the lightbulb and four to find the perfect J CREW outfit to wear for the occasion.
How many McMaster students does it take to change a lightbulb?
2 - one to change the bulb and the other to say loudly how he did it better than any Queen’s student.
How many Carleton students does it take to change a lightbulb?
2 - one to change the bulb and one to complain about how, if they were at a better school, the lightbulb wouldn’t go out.
How many McGill students does it take to change a lightbulb?
1 - but SHE can’t do it on Friday night
How many Brock students does it take to change a lightbulb?
7 - one to change the bulb and six to throw a party because he didn’t screw it in upside down this time.
How many Guelph students does it take to change a lightbulb?
7 - one to screw it in and 6 to figure out how to power it on manure.
How many Mt.Allison students does it take to change a lightbulb?
5 - one to do it and 4 to be in the Macleans photo of it.
How many UVic students does it take to change a lightbulb?
None - lava lamps don’t burn out man!
How many UBC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
4 - one to do it and three to translate the instructions
How many Windsor students does it take to change a lightbulb?
5 - they make it a campus affair
How many University of Manitoba students does it take to change a lightbulb?
There’s a university in Manitoba?
How many University of Saskatchewan students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Can people in Saskatchewan count that high?
How many York University students does it take to change a lightbulb?
3 - one to take directions from the science student, the science student and one to philosophise about life as a lightbulb.
(and the best two for last)
How many Laurier students does it take to change a lightbulb?
35. They all run across the road and steal it from Waterloo.
How many Erindale students does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. The desi population there uses a lantern.
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[This message has been edited by Elmo with headphones (edited November 07, 2000).]