sardar to his friend -I want to gift something to my girlfriend
Friend -give her a gold ring
Sardar-Nahi Kuch Badi cheez bata
Friend MRF Ka Tyre De De.
santa:why are you crying
banta:they cut my finger for my blood test
santa : ooh shyt:confused: ..i have come for my urine test.
Santa and Banta find three hand grenades and decide to take them to the police station.
“What if one of them explodes before we get there?” asks Banta.
“Don’t worry about it,” says** Santa**. “We’ll just lie and tell them we only found two.”
