Only one kiss

Only One Kiss

Walking up to a department store’s fabric counter, a pretty girl
asked, "I want to buy this material for a new dress.

How much does it cost?"

"Only one kiss per yard, " replied the smirking male clerk.

“That’s fine,” replied the girl. “I’ll take ten yards.” With
expectation and anticipation written all over his face, the
clerk hurriedly measured out and wrapped the cloth, then held
it out teasingly. The girl snapped up the package and pointed
to a little old man standing beside her. “Grandpa will pay the
bill,” she smiled.

very hi funny!
thanx 4 sharing!!


Whatever limits us we call fate!
Whatever we can't change we call destiny!

lol

bakwaas tha.hansi nahi aayee bilkul bhi.

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Originally posted by the game:
bakwaas tha.hansi nahi aayee bilkul bhi.
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Is me aap ki koi khata nahin he.....aap ki qismat mein hi rona likha he!!!

That was a good one

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Who says nothing is impossible? I’ve been doing nothing all my life!

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acha.Bacha**
~ aUntiEee aLeEnA® ~

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaaha .. yaaro YAHI banda to grandpa nahin tha jo itna CHINN CHINN kar raha hay ke hansi nahin ayee???

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Never frown, even when your are sad,because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.

Both...the joke and the response to "the game" were good.

lol

The Game saheb kaa jawaab dekh karr lagta hay kay Shayed yeh wohi dukandaar hain jiss ki Grandpaa nay chummi li! Lagta hay Dada jee nay chummi hee nahi li haha! Zuban ander daal kay Frech kiss try ki...

Dil parr matt lenaa The game saheb!

Izzat Afzai ho gayi Game ki


/* ^You mess wid me....I mess wid U^- AlCapone *\

ali beta,
auqaat may raho.ziada barho mat.

Oey hoey....ghussa aagya

Bara showk tha panga lene ka...


/* ^You mess wid me....I mess wid U^- AlCapone *\

OYE PANGA MAI NAHI TU LERAHA HAI.AUR ZYADA BAKWAAS KARNE KI ZAROORAT NAHI HAI.APNI AUQAAT MAY RAHO.

[quote]
Originally posted by the game:
OYE PANGA MAI NAHI TU LERAHA HAI.AUR ZYADA BAKWAAS KARNE KI ZAROORAT NAHI HAI.APNI AUQAAT MAY RAHO.
[/quote]

LOL!!!

Someone's $#@ is on fire!!!!!


/* ^You mess wid me....I mess wid U^- AlCapone *\

LISTEN BETA,
EITHER U SHUT UR ****IN MOUTH OR ILL HAVE TO FIX U.IS THAT OK WITH YOU?

Haan shabash rote raho......main ne ghalat nahin kaha tha.....tumahari qismat mein hi rona likha he!!!


/* ^You mess wid me....I mess wid U^- AlCapone *\

listen alcapone boy,
u may b a gangsta but u were murdered n ur out of here.i am the game n ur just a player of the game.u r just a student.u will learn punk boy.