ONLY IN MOVIES !!!

Things you would never know without the movies:

All telephone numbers in America begin with the
digits 555…

The more a man and a woman hate each other, the
more likely they will fall in love…

All beds have special L-shaped cover sheets which
reach up to the armpit level on a woman but only
to waist level on the man lying beside her.

The ventilation system of any building is the
perfect hiding place. No-one will ever think of
looking for you in there and you can travel to
any other part of the building you want without
difficulty…

When confronted by an evil international
terrorist, sarcasm and wisecracks are your best
weapons…

Honest and hardworking policemen are traditionally
gunned down three days before their retirement…

Having a job of any kind will make a father forget
his son’s eighth birthday.

Kitchens don’t have light switches. At night, open
the fridge door and use that light instead…

When staying in a haunted house, women should
investigate any strange noises in their most
revealing underwear…

Creepy music coming from a cemetery should always
be investigated more closely…

Any person waking from a nightmare will sit bolt
upright and pant…

A cough is usually the sign of a terminal
illness…

Bullets are engineered to change their path if
the hero is in their way…

An incident can change a dumbest father to
an astonishingly wisest and strongest person
on planet earth…

Most people keep a scrapbook of newspaper
clippings, especially if any of their family
or friends have died in a strange boating
accident…

If you are blonde and pretty, it is possible to
become a world expert in Nuclear Fission at
age 23.

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keep it going…add yours too…

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:D

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Hahahaha...so true :)

When confronted with a stalker/killer ,the heroine is always in 5" heels

When the scene opens with a happy family setting,you can bet there will be a tragedy next...

Women always go in their apartment and leave the front door wide open/investigate strange noises in a short towel and nothing else/leave the blinds up

The hero is nearly always beaten to a pulp by a baddie,and then in the next second will make a comeback,even after falling down concrete stairs

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^ :omg:

A heroine can run upto 60 miles in high heels and still the five bad guys chasing her, no matter if ther are on foot or car can’t catch her and if by any chance they catch her the hero will take a flight from London and will reach her right before five seconds she is about to be raped and save the world…

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:D

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When couple is stuck in remote area, bad guys always wait for the couple to finish their intimate act.

The child knows science, can make so many traps by himself and knows exactly what the bad guy will do next!

Every hero can swim with three piece suit on and can stay forever inside water without needing oxygen.

Police and paramedics always come at the end of movie and take the hero on stretcher..

The cop has to go to a strip club for investigating a crime..

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The mobile/gun which is usually super glued to the hero/oines ear/side is always left in the car/home or where ever...but definitely not to hand.Or the battery dies at the crucial moment.

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lol

so tru

:D

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The japanese guys always seem to take out everybody in hand to hand combat and then get shot by an unseen dude...

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^ :omg: ^^ :lifey:

When paying for a taxi, don’t look at your wallet as you take out a note. Just grab one out at random and hand it over. It will always be the exact fare.

If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into will know all the steps.

One man shooting at 20 men has a better chance of killing them all than 20 men firing at once (this is known as Stallone’s Law).

If you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts, your opponents will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around you in a threatening manner until you have defeated their predecessor.

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the black guy always dies first

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no matter what, hero or heroine always have a cheapOO friend who always get a slap on the face at least once by hero/heroine for telling them right thing to do

:omg:

yes

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Even without learning/valid licence,hero or heroine flies a plane/chopper.

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When you have a flat tyre...it will always be dark,and raining heavily,and there will...coincidently....be a mass muderer lurking.....plus the heroine will be in 5" heels of course.

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nice and funny:)

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The Eiffel tower can be seen from any window in Paris

You can always find parking in front of the building

Any credit card will open any lock...except when someone is being strangled inside

You don't need to learn German to play a German soldier...an accent will do.Even German soldiers speak in English amongst themselves

There will always be a French loaf in the grocery bag

There is no need to say 'Hello' or 'Goodbye' when answering the phone....and disconnected lines can be reinstated by yelling 'hello...hello'...and pressing the phone.

Guns do not need to be reloaded.When empty,just throw away

When running from baddies couples always hold hands...you can move fsater that way

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:omg: