Only in america…can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
Only in american …are there handicap parking signs in front of a skating rink.
Only in america…do people order double cheese burger,a large fry,and a diet coke.
Only in america…do banks leave both doors open,then chain the pens to the counters.
Only in america…do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway,and leave useless things in junkboxes in the garage.
Only in america…do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
Only in america…do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won’t miss a call from someone we didn’t want to talk to in the first place.
(Of course..america isn't the only place..but these are so true..)