Only In America

Hangout Humor (Rated G)
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Only in America…can get a pizza to your house faster than an ambulance
Only in America…are their handicap-parking places in front of a skating rink
Only in America…do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get a prescription, while the healthy people can buy cigarettes in the front
Only in America…do people order a double cheeseburger, fries, and a diet coke
Only in America…do banks leave both doors to the vault open and then chain the pens to the counter
Only in America…do we leave cars thousands of dollars in the driveway and put your useless junk in the garage
Only in America…do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won’t miss a call from someone we didnt want to talk to in the first place
Only in America…do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering
Only in America…do we use the word ‘politics’ to describe the process so well: ‘Poli’ in Latin meaning ‘many’ and ‘tics’ meaning ‘bloodsucking creatures’
Only in America … can a homeless veteran live in a cardboard box and a draft dodger in the White House

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Re: Only In America

JL kia ho gaya hai tujay ...

bachoo wali harkatay bhor day :)

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Re: Only In America

baray dino baad cafe mai aya hu yaar

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Re: Only In America

ahoooooooo yaaar :hug:

kesay ho :slight_smile:

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OK.. lol .. I wont defend America this time.. you can crack jokes.. but lol.. we are a great country just our government sucks..

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m not sayin dat WE aint gr8, itz just a joke ao just take it az joke

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:p