Okay, watched it in a Stage show few months ago…juss came to my Mind.
Actor-1 is drinikng Shazaan in the play…The other guy(Amanat Chaan who cant afford Shazan) comes close to him and then says…Oo Jee Chadou Jee, Paawen Jinee Wee Shazaan Pee Lou, Aumb Aumb hee Hounda hey:D Cracked me up. 
If u can post some other Quotes from Punjabi stage shows.
Amanullah talking to a short heighted actress wearing a yellow dress," Tu wi bilkul Shezan di bottle har ain , maza aan lagda a tay muk jandi ain ."
An actor to Babu baral ," Putar dus , Murghi pehlan Ai kay AAnda "?
Babu baral , " Murghi tay pehlan di hegi si , AAnda tad aya a jadon Kukarr aya si "?
Amanullah to mastana (prepared to go to Europe), " Yar suneya a othay thand bari hondi a , Tun ais tara ker kay jandeya nal hi soor(pig) kha layeen"?
Mastana :" Yar othay soor mehnga hona a , tu ais tara ker kay nal hi chal " ?
The funniest one I have ever heard ,
Actor 1 to Babu Baral :" Acha ji beta ji a daso kay tuwadi peda hon to pehlan ki masroofiat sun"?
Babu Baral : " Han os wele main aba ji kol honda saan"...
LOLOLOLOL
mayno punjabi nahi andee :(
Tayno andee then mujay seekandee :)
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*Originally posted by Attia: *
mayno punjabi nahi andee :(
Tayno andee then mujay seekandee :)
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Ha ha ha ... u speak Punjabi like a friend of mine. He's from Karachi.
is waqt kuch yaad neyi aa raha… waran apun bhi kuch sunata… next time
cheap stuff 
Mummy Daddy
lol...good ones....
"jaidoon maza aanay lagda aey tay mukh jaandee aey"
hjhehehe