Only 50,000 Miles

A blonde tried to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems because the car had 250,000 miles on it. One day, she told her problem to a brunette she worked with at a salon. The brunette told her, “There is a way to make the car easier to sell, but it’s not legal.”

“That doesn’t matter,” replied the blonde, “if I only can sell the car.” “Okay,” said the brunette. “Here is the address of a friend of mine. He owns a car repair shop. Tell him I sent you, and he will turn the odometer on your car back to 50,000 miles. Then it should not be a problem to sell your car anymore.”

The following weekend, the blonde made the trip to the mechanic. About one month after that, the brunette asked the blonde, “So…did you sell your car?”

“No,” replied the blonde, “why should I? It only has 50,000 miles on it!”

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wooohooo!! another blonde joke!

Quality!

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[This message has been edited by Ums (edited June 27, 2002).]

Blondes

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Blondes are taking over the joke section all GS and then the whole planet …nice scheme

…a blonde mustve planned that


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nice joke

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funny....


ALLAH Hafiz-o-Nigheban

hahaha

Hehehe!

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