I think I have a better one.
Do anokhay bhai bahen online long term relationship mai pagal thay.
Aik din un ki guftagu kuch aesi gyi.
MissRocksy: Kya tum mujh say sacha pyar kertay ho?
Majnoon: ya janu mai aap say bohot pyar kerta hun.
MissRocksy: To tum upni ammi say meray baaray mai baat kero aor rishta laao.
Majnoon: tum bhi upni ammi ko bata do meray baray mai.
MissRocksy: Promise ke hum shadi keraingay.
Majnoon: Promise.
12 hours later.
Nadia ammi say: Ammi mujhee aik larka bohot pasand hay.
Farhan abbu say: Wo mujh say bohot pyar kerti hay.
Nadia ammi say: Hum aik duusray say shaadi kerna chahtay hain.
Jab abbu aor ammi nay aik duusray ka naam aor pata puucha to dono chonk gaye.
Thori daer mai Nadia aor Farhan mai jhagra ho gya aor aik duusray ke baal noochnay lagay.
Nadia: SO YOU WERE THE FREAKIN MAJNOON!!
Farhan: SO YOU WERE MISS ROCKSY!!!
Am I doing this right? 
lol NW