Online Nikah - ROFL

sarmad786 · June 10, 2010, 3:28pm

Online Nikah - ROFL
** Bacha ghr se mar kha k **
gUSy ma school
**ja rha tha **
raste ma ksi ne pucha Beta prhny ja rahy ho?
**Lrka:Nhi **
**miss se nikah krne ja rha hoon;-) **

aaliyahkhan1 · June 10, 2010, 5:33pm

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yeh joke tha

Nightwalkr · June 10, 2010, 5:51pm

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umar25x · June 10, 2010, 6:15pm

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I got a better joke....

A guy to his friend: whats up.
Friend: NOT MUCH......

Desii_Fly_Chick · June 10, 2010, 6:23pm

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yeh kaisa joke hai

babri · June 10, 2010, 6:29pm

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yaar agar tum logon ko samj nahi aya to aur baat hai

wese joke :k:

bache ne gusse main kaha na k
parhne hee ja raha hoon tumain kiya lagta hai miss se nikha karne ja raha hoon.

nasamj log

Nightwalkr · June 10, 2010, 8:17pm

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I think I have a better one.

Do anokhay bhai bahen online long term relationship mai pagal thay.

Aik din un ki guftagu kuch aesi gyi.

MissRocksy: Kya tum mujh say sacha pyar kertay ho?

Majnoon: ya janu mai aap say bohot pyar kerta hun.

MissRocksy: To tum upni ammi say meray baaray mai baat kero aor rishta laao.

Majnoon: tum bhi upni ammi ko bata do meray baray mai.

MissRocksy: Promise ke hum shadi keraingay.

Majnoon: Promise.

12 hours later.

Nadia ammi say: Ammi mujhee aik larka bohot pasand hay.
Farhan abbu say: Wo mujh say bohot pyar kerti hay.
Nadia ammi say: Hum aik duusray say shaadi kerna chahtay hain.

Jab abbu aor ammi nay aik duusray ka naam aor pata puucha to dono chonk gaye.

Thori daer mai Nadia aor Farhan mai jhagra ho gya aor aik duusray ke baal noochnay lagay.

Nadia: SO YOU WERE THE FREAKIN MAJNOON!!
Farhan: SO YOU WERE MISS ROCKSY!!!

Am I doing this right? :(

Desii_Fly_Chick · June 10, 2010, 8:23pm

aaaaa.,…lol…now i gerit…

NightVision · June 10, 2010, 10:00pm

our president...

I think I have a better one.

Do anokhay bhai bahen online long term relationship mai pagal thay.

Aik din un ki guftagu kuch aesi gyi.

MissRocksy: Kya tum mujh say sacha pyar kertay ho?

Majnoon: ya janu mai aap say bohot pyar kerta hun.

MissRocksy: To tum upni ammi say meray baaray mai baat kero aor rishta laao.

Majnoon: tum bhi upni ammi ko bata do meray baray mai.

MissRocksy: Promise ke hum shadi keraingay.

Majnoon: Promise.

12 hours later.

Nadia ammi say: Ammi mujhee aik larka bohot pasand hay.
Farhan abbu say: Wo mujh say bohot pyar kerti hay.
Nadia ammi say: Hum aik duusray say shaadi kerna chahtay hain.

Jab abbu aor ammi nay aik duusray ka naam aor pata puucha to dono chonk gaye.

Thori daer mai Nadia aor Farhan mai jhagra ho gya aor aik duusray ke baal noochnay lagay.

Nadia: SO YOU WERE THE FREAKIN MAJNOON!!
Farhan: SO YOU WERE MISS ROCKSY!!!

Am I doing this right?

Crap…This situation is Focked up !!!

sarmad786 · June 11, 2010, 5:02am

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actually .... it was another joke which i wanted to post .... but woh sehi say copy nhi hua ....................hehe.

aaliyahkhan1 · June 11, 2010, 5:27am

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^now that is funny

Esix · June 11, 2010, 6:26am

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Nightwalkr · June 11, 2010, 7:55am

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Esix ki post mujhee hamesha joke lagti hay

Esix · June 11, 2010, 8:20am

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i was serious

punjabi_kuri_1 · June 11, 2010, 9:43am

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haha

Nightwalkr · June 11, 2010, 10:02am

agger aap ka mood udaas hay to esix ka icon daekhiye aor shifa paiye

lethal_kamikaze · June 12, 2010, 9:04am

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@ all comments

aaliyahkhan1 · June 13, 2010, 12:29am

yeaaaa…I know what u mean abt that…it always makes me giggle

Sandals · June 13, 2010, 3:51am

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i dont get it

sara_javed · June 13, 2010, 8:08am

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