I have observed that people dont often realize that the way u type and the words you use and how u use em are as important online as they are in real life. Following are the examples that will help you improve your social skills.
** Laughing: **
to acknowledge a friends sense of humor one may use “ha” . Most people tend to type “HaHaHa” or “hahaha”. This doesnt really convey your spontaneous laugh. Capatalizing “H” in every “ha” shows that you were too composed to be genuienly ammused. A better aproach is to use: “haHAahahhhaHAhahaaaaah” twice or more to show your spontaneous lauhter. Enjoy hahing
** Anger **
Some times you really want to show your concern for your friend. Lets say your friends wife got molested by chinese midgets and you are really angry at all the yellow community. Instead of typing somthing like: * " Oh my dear lord, i am so bloody angry at these freaking , good for nothing midgets . I feel like fXXXXX injecting every one with SARS" * , it would be a lot better if you showed you had lost control by omitting the use of “X” and swearing a lot in the sentence and making plenty if spelling mistakes and grammatical errors e.g. * " iasfg hate this sdtupoif bloofy goof from lnothing bastatrfds. thresd fukvking midgets oh gOD i wanna ciuutf of theroit little pejnises and use tyhose for toothpicsk" *
** Sorrow **
Similarly there are times when you have to show compassion and sensitivity to your friend’s misery e.g. if your friends husband got infected with AIDS by a vietnamese hooker instead of saying * "I am so sorry to hear this , you know they are working on cure for the disease it will all be over… allah bhala karay ga " * … say somthing like * "no!.. oh god no… i am so saddened … we were so close… we were so very close.. i hope its not the same hooker… i am available to u for anything in this time of great grief … and i do mean ANYTHING " *. Using appropriate emoticons also does help
I hope this tutorial will improve your only set of social skills. Your superior
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*Originally posted by Gamma Dilation: *
I have observed that people dont often realize that the way u type and the words you use and how u use em are as important online as they are in real life. Following are the examples that will help you improve your social skills.
u got too much time on ur hands…pls do gs the favour of curing urself. and while ur at it…pls pls change ur avatar, the guy looks gay…thanx for all ur efforts anyhow…
" * … say somthing like * "no!.. oh god no… i am so saddened … we were so close… we were so very close.. i hope its not the same hooker… i am available to u for anything in this time of great grief … and i do mean ANYTHING 
" *. Using appropriate emoticons also does help
