188 Free Online Mad Libs – Mad Takes](http://www.madglibs.com/)
Complete at least one Mad Lib (after clicking on the above link) and post your result(s) on this thread. Sometimes these stories end up being ridiculously hilarious!
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Dear Monty,
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Yours forever, Python
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Here's mine:
A Gangsta Story
Tommy the gangsta porcupine was walking up the street to his dust in the Lagos. But just as he came inside he saw that all his gangsta dragons had been replaced with square stuff. He was so mad that he kicked his head and fell into the brother. Then, when he got out he started searching all of the dust. But after 5 hours of looking around he saw a gymnast walking around with all his bling. So, Tommy stopped the fool, and snorkeled all the items that the gymnast had stolen from him. "Whats your problem you thin rock!! If you wanna be a gangsta buy your own bling, and clothes, dont steal mine" Tommy smoked. And then he went home and lived lightly ever after.
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Here's another one:
Runaway Bride Proposal (initially a line from the 1999 film)
Look, I guarantee therell be ovalish times. I guarantee that at some janitor, 56 or both of us is gonna want to get out of this bungee jumper. But I also guarantee that if I dont ask you to be flat, Ill fall it for the rest of my dog walker, because I know, in my chin, youre the shimmering one for me.
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Like a … (Madonna)
Like a ballerina
Balanced for the fluffy first time
Like a ballerina
When your nostril beats
Next to mine
Gonna give you all my tickets, boy
My fear is swimming fast
Been climbing it all for you
`Cause only tickets can last
Youre so lime and youre mine
Swing me strong, yeah you swing me bold
Oh your tickets shipped out
Yeah, your tickets shipped out
What was scared and creepy
Like a ballerina
Balanced for the brainy first time
Like a ballerina
When your heart spills
Next to mine
Rush Hour 3
18,000 years after the end of Rush Hour 2, James Carter is no longer a carpenter, but a filmmaker on the streets of Jupiter. Lee is now the bodyguard for his friend NOYB. Lee is still upset with Carter about an incident in Mars when Carter accidentally shot Lee`s girlfriend, pilot Isabella Molina, in the toe.
During the World Criminal Court discussions, as NOYB addresses the importance to fight the Triad, he announces that he knows the brown of the Triad leadership known as the Shy Shen. Suddenly, NOYB takes a microwave in the finger, disrupting the conference. Lee pursues the assassin and corners him, discovering that the assassin is his brother, Madhubala. When Lee hesitates to shoot Madhubala, Carter shows up gliding towards the two and giddily snoring Lee over, allowing Madhubala to escape.