**Q: Why did sardarji decide to have only 4 kids? **
**A: Because he read in the newspaper that 1 out of every 5 babies born in the world today is Chinese!! **
Re: One out of five
A husband, the owner of a new car, was somewhat reluctant to allow his wife to drive his prize possession...even to the grocery store which was a few blocks from the house.
After she insisted, he finally relented, cautioning her as she walked to the door....
"Remember, if you have an accident, the newspaper will print your age!"
Re: One out of five
Re: One out of five
ha hahaahha