A motorcycle cop on patrol watched as a guy in a car slowed down at a stop sign, without coming to a complete stop, then sped off.
The motorcycle cop pulled the vehicle over and approached to him.
“Sir, can I please see your license and rgistration.”
he replies, “Not until you tell me what the heck I did wrong, Officer.”
The officer explain, “You didnt come to a complete stop at the stop sign a few blocks back." "Let me guess," he said, "all the wine shops are closed today!" "Sir, Im going to overlook that last comment. Now, if you would please show me your license and registration.”
he counters, “Not until you tell me the difference between slowing down and coming to a complete stop.”
“Sir, step out of the car.”
As he reluctantly gets out of his car, the officer begins beating him over the head with his nightstick and exclaims, “Now, sir, would you like me to slow down or come to a complete stop!”
good one
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lmao point proven :k:
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