One more sardar

Hangout Humor (Rated G)
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Q: What will you call a sardaarji who is under water all the time?
A: Jalandhar Singh

Q: What will you call a sardaarji if he is the only sardaar alive?
A: Justonesingh (Jashwant Singh)

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Whatever limits us we call fate!
Whatever we can't change we call destiny!