Got this in mail… 26th is my favorite… 
- Give Allah what’s right – not what’s left.
- Man’s way leads to a hopeless end – Allah’s way leads to an endless hope.
- A lot of kneeling will keep you in good standing.
- He who kneels before Allah can stand before anyone.
- In the sentence of life, the devil may be a comma --but never let him be the period.
- Don’t put a question mark where Allah puts a period.
- Are you wrinkled with burden? Come to the mosque for a face-lift.
- When praying, don’t give Allah instructions – just report for duty.
- Don’t wait for six strong men to take you to the mosque.
- We don’t change Allah’s message – His message changes us.
- The mosque is prayer-conditioned.
- When Allah ordains, He sustains.
- WARNING: Exposure to the Allah may prevent burning.
- Plan ahead – It wasn’t raining when Noah built the ark.
- Most people want to serve Allah, but only in an advisory position.
- Suffering from truth decay? Brush up on your Koran.
- Exercise daily – walk with Allah.
- Never give the devil a ride – he will always want to drive.
- Nothing else ruins the truth like stretching it.
- Compassion is difficult to give away because it keeps coming back.
- He who angers you controls you.
- Worry is the darkroom in which negatives can develop.
- Give Satan an inch & he’ll be a ruler.
- Be ye fishers of men – you catch them & He’ll clean them.
- Allah doesn’t call the qualified, He qualifies the called.
- Read the Koran – It will scare the hell out of you.
- Khilafah is the mother of all fards and the pillar upon which the deen rests.